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Sunday Mornings; Mankind’s way of preventing obesity!
by
Ross Edgley
Sunday Mornings are fantastic; Firstly you can have as much sleep
as you want, secondly you can have as much sport on the TV as you want and
thirdly you can wander the house in your underwear all day if you choose to do
so, scratching yourself wherever you please with no regard for social etiquette.
Yes Sunday mornings are a true blessing; in fact without them the world would be
a much sadder place… Children would no longer experience the joy of Sunday
morning football, there would be no such a thing as a traditional English Sunday
roast dinner and lastly men and women the world over would all be fat. You see
Sunday morning is mankind’s way of catching up on sleep, restoring the body’s
hormonal balance and regulating the body’s appetite and metabolism. As I remain
in bed, still in my underwear and watching the football on TV allow me to share
my musings:
It was recently discovered at the University of Warwick, by
Professor Cappuccio, that sleep deprivation causes hormonal changes in the body
that can lead to an increase in appetite and possibly even obesity. Since when
our bodies become sleep deprived all different types of hormones begin rushing
about the body causing neurons to send different signals to the brain. Some
neurons inform the brain we are hungry and need food immediately, whereas others
tell the brain we are content and don’t need to raid the fridge like Pavarotti
at a cake sale.
It was then, as I watched a poor Bolton FC defence concede yet
another goal courtesy of
Thierry Henry’s
right boot that I realised, the competing hormones and neurons that occur when
the body is sleep deprived are much like a football match. The stadium is the
hypothalamus, known as the "satiety center" of the brain, where all of the
neurons transmit their various messages to the brain and the two teams are:
Fat Free FC Vs Obese FC
Fat Free FC
α-melanocyte-stimulating hormone (α-MSH)
= the hormone that is an important mediator of satiety (or feeling
full)
Substitutes:
Hormone -
Leptin
Obese FC
Agouti-related peptide (AgRP) and Neuropeptide Y (NPY)
= responsible for the regulation of appetite, too much of them and
the body constantly craves food.
Substitutes:
Hormone -
Ghrelin
Both teams have strong players, however it is your star player
Leptin who can win
the game for Fat Free FC. Yes Leptin is the
Ronaldinho
of the hormone world, since not only does Leptin inhibit the activity of
Agouti-related peptide (AgRP) and Neuropeptide Y (NPY) but it allows it’s team
mate α-melanocyte-stimulating hormone (α-MSH) to do its job and inform the brain
we are content and full.
On the other hand don’t have enough sleep and the hormone
ghrelin,
will put on his boots, strap on his shin pads and come off the bench for Obese
FC. Because when we don’t get enough sleep our bodies produce more of the
hormone ghrelin, which, among other effects, stimulates appetite and creates
less leptin. Less Leptin and of course Agouti-related peptide (AgRP) and
Neuropeptide Y (NPY) are no longer inhibited and so Obese FC run riot on the
pitch (hypothalamus)….Final score = Obese FC 1 – 0 Fat Free FC and a much
chubbier you.
But never fear good people for as I mentioned before there is
hope, and it comes in the form of Sunday Morning. So like me embrace it, cherish
it and stay defiant when your wife, girlfriend, mum or dad tries to wake you
from your Sunday morning slumber, for your star player (leptin) needs your
support. And speaking of support, I’m now going to visit the land of nod for a
few more minutes and do some supporting of my own, since I know I don’t want
Ghrelin playing later today when the chocolate cake is put on the table for
desert.
Happy training
guys

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